Thursday, July 24, 2014
hodgman:

Any variety. Seriously. It doesn’t matter what kind of turtle egg. Stop being such a snob.  (at Red Gap Books)

hodgman:

Any variety. Seriously. It doesn’t matter what kind of turtle egg. Stop being such a snob. (at Red Gap Books)

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

(Source: ironyofchokingonjacksdick)

(Source: trekgate)

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

tedbelmont:

jack-of-none:

brackrady:

capsep:

smugsbunny:

goraihadoken:

astroknight:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

rat Dad

bog grunge omfg

ghost furry, where is the lie…

space lolita I WILL FUKKEN KILL U AARON

^ Lmao I got Celestial lolita. IM DOWN SON.

"bog femme"
yeah that’s accurate

I got Trash Dad

eyebrow queer

(Source: bogmilk)

Monday, July 21, 2014

isphet:

nosimplewaytoeatspaghetti:

isphet:

image

You don’t even know how right you are so let me give you a little glimpse of my true self:

image

That is a blue mage.

Oh god you’re right and I am LEGITIMATELY BURNING-FACE EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW

*nerdshame intensifies*

i get the sense, though, that the footlong tongue is more important than the magic here.  or it is the magic.  huhuhu.

This very heart which is mine will forever remain indefinable to me. Between the certainty I have of my existence and the content I try to give to that assurance, the gap will never be filled. For ever I shall be a stranger to myself. Albert Camus - The Myth of Sisyphus (via sisyphean-revolt)

Drunk at noon on a Monday, drunk at noon on a Monday~

(To the tune of the original Mario’s stage complete music)

(Source: synecdoche)

Sunday, July 20, 2014

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

(Source: x-menunited)