Sunday, July 27, 2014

I wish there was a covenant that let me invade people who leave notes like “woman ahead therefore hole”

Saturday, July 26, 2014
nosimplewaytoeatspaghetti:

queenlionhair:

Frying muffins makes them even tastier.

Next step is to soak them in eggs and milk and cinnamon and nutmeg and mix with dried fruit and nuts and bake in the oven until you have muffin pudding.

bread pudding is fucking killer.  both in that it’s good and it may one day be listed as my cause of death.

nosimplewaytoeatspaghetti:

queenlionhair:

Frying muffins makes them even tastier.

Next step is to soak them in eggs and milk and cinnamon and nutmeg and mix with dried fruit and nuts and bake in the oven until you have muffin pudding.

bread pudding is fucking killer.  both in that it’s good and it may one day be listed as my cause of death.

Friday, July 25, 2014
blackcreaturefromthelagoon:


spooky-pens:

sapphire-zebra:

Well? Does she still look like Rapunzel? Does she? DOES SHE?!

Yes.

yeah she does actually lmfao

blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

spooky-pens:

sapphire-zebra:

Well? Does she still look like Rapunzel? Does she? DOES SHE?!

Yes.

yeah she does actually lmfao

Thursday, July 24, 2014
hodgman:

Any variety. Seriously. It doesn’t matter what kind of turtle egg. Stop being such a snob.  (at Red Gap Books)

hodgman:

Any variety. Seriously. It doesn’t matter what kind of turtle egg. Stop being such a snob. (at Red Gap Books)

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

(Source: ironyofchokingonjacksdick)

(Source: trekgate)

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

tedbelmont:

jack-of-none:

brackrady:

capsep:

smugsbunny:

goraihadoken:

astroknight:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

rat Dad

bog grunge omfg

ghost furry, where is the lie…

space lolita I WILL FUKKEN KILL U AARON

^ Lmao I got Celestial lolita. IM DOWN SON.

"bog femme"
yeah that’s accurate

I got Trash Dad

eyebrow queer

(Source: bogmilk)

Monday, July 21, 2014

isphet:

nosimplewaytoeatspaghetti:

isphet:

image

You don’t even know how right you are so let me give you a little glimpse of my true self:

image

That is a blue mage.

Oh god you’re right and I am LEGITIMATELY BURNING-FACE EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW

*nerdshame intensifies*

i get the sense, though, that the footlong tongue is more important than the magic here.  or it is the magic.  huhuhu.

This very heart which is mine will forever remain indefinable to me. Between the certainty I have of my existence and the content I try to give to that assurance, the gap will never be filled. For ever I shall be a stranger to myself. Albert Camus - The Myth of Sisyphus (via sisyphean-revolt)